Origin of the Shadowbat

Approximately 2.5 billion earth-years ago, I was born in a luxurious valley you now call the Cydonia Region of Mars among a race of bat-like humanoids known as the Shaktakrii. Due to the continuing racial wars and a total lack of chicken tacos, I sought escape from my home world. Practicing various mystical exercises, I became a vempath by merging my soul essence with what, for lack of a better term, could be described as an angel.

As a Shaktakhr, I can morph between humanoid and homochiropteran forms at will. My vempathic powers include the ability to shift into a non-corporeal shadowform that enables me to go through walls, occasionally frightening small children and pets. That is also how I can travel between worlds and dimensions.

Now my cosmic quest for the perfect chicken taco has lead me to Earth. To transmigrate to a new world I have to mystically impregnate a female host with my essence and be born and raised among my new adoptive race. It is a process I have repeated millions of times. This time had an unexpected result. In my haste to incarnate here before the end of the second millenium, I failed to realize that my host mother was actually an ancient vampire. My surprise at becoming one of that race was surely no greater surprise than it was to her for getting pregnant.

Now I roam the streets at night, continuing my search while constantly struggling with my dual angelic and demonic nature. I have also learned that in my absence my home planet has died. I knew I should have turned back to make sure I didn't leave the coffee maker on. Oopsie.

Sincerely......Batty
Duke of Cydonia
First Vempath of the Inner Circle
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